You guys may laugh but my schools mascot is actually satan
We have a twenty foot portrait of him in our gym
He’s wearing gym shorts
With a noticeable bulge
More than noticeable
We have our assemblies beneath Satan’s prominent crotch
As another student of this school I can confirm these claims are true
a lot of people thought we were lying
The TARDIS as seen on the first episode of Doctor Who, 1963.
New rule…first ever fucking TARDIS Always reblog
Yes 12th Doctor, we’ll reblog it.
Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart.
In biology we dissected a heart and our teacher told us that the heart strings can sometimes break after a deep emotional trauma causing the heart to lose form an as a result be unable to pump blood effectively, you can literally die from a broken heart
carey mulligan is so incredibly cute like no matter
if she has short hair she’s cute
or long hair she’s cute
or black hair she’s cute
or brown hair she’s cute
or blonde hair she’s cute
and she has the cutest dimples
and the cutest little nose
and the cutest brown eyes and the cutest cheeks and the cutest smile oh gosh oHMAN CUTEY MULLIGAN
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, ever.
Her running on her little tippy toes I cannot even
Do you think she knows how to knock?
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other
When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on