employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
*james potter voice* GUYS I BOUGHT A TIGER
*sirius black voice* YO
*remus lupin voice* NO
you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid
this still pisses me off
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT.
THAT CAME WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.